Socks and Seeds

February 16th, 2011

For those of you who don’t know, I have a five year old son. I call him “Munkie” — No, really… I do. I get funny looks. Like the other day at the grocery store… SQUIRREL!

Yesterday morning I got Mini-Munkie up, and helped him pick out his clothes so he could get dressed. I threw his jeans, underwear and socks on the floor. Continue reading »

Will You Be Mine?

February 13th, 2011

Valentine’s Day. The day women get their hopes up, and the night 90% of them go to bed disappointed. Continue reading »

SQUIRREL!

February 13th, 2011

“Hi there!”

A few of my readers asked about “SQUIRREL!” … Wondering why they see it in the middle of my posts. First, let me tell you about my complete and utter lack of attention. I have never been diagnosed with ADD, but that could be because I was a young child before 75% of the children in the United States were being diagnosed with it.  I have my own feelings about ADD, and maybe someday I will tell about them, but I am not here to discu….. SQUIRREL! Continue reading »

Rich Americans

February 1st, 2011

I know what you’re thinking. “Munkie is about to write about celebrities again… Let me guess, JUSTIN BIEBER, right?”

No. That is nowhere near where I am going with the title of this. I chose the title because of a conversation with my friend Greg. I will get to that later. For now, let me tell you a story. *plays the Brady Bunch theme song* Here’s a story… of a man nam…. SQUIRREL! Continue reading »